Summary: http://www.trailfire.com/Jake/trailview/32788
The Man reserves the right to his favorite side of the bed at all times, no exceptions. He may permit The Lady to rest on his chosen side if he wishes, but should he find himself tossing and turning at 3 a.m., it his right to reclaim said side with no ill will from The Lady.
And by reclaim, if that means shove The Lady back to the other side of the bed (which, by the way, is not referred to as "her side"), so be it.
Upon meeting The Man’s mother, The Lady will try to learn as many of Mother Man’s recipes as possible. And yes, The Man likes his chicken that dry.
I KNOW my mom's not the greatest cook on earth. But she's my mom, and I grew up with that chicken noodle casselrole. So humor me.
After the first time the Man arranges the words “I,” “you,” and “love” into a sentence, he will not be required to do so in response every time The Lady speaks the phrase. The Lady will also accept “Me, too,” “Ditto,” or a high-five in return.
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