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These stories prove not only that normal, stable everyday folks are using the internet to find romance, but that sometimes... there's still a lot of freaks out there.
Tags: dating, internet, stories, bizarre, dates, ...
A trail of 5 pages
So long, pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!
Tags: calvin, hobbes, trap, amp, tiger, ...
A trail of 8 pages
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
Tags: analogies, beland, wodehouse, funniest, pinhole, ...
A trail of 4 pages