the tao of the dude

A trail of 8 pages, marked with comments, by oneday
About this trail:
But against the terminal upheavals of mankind’s history, true dudes have always abided. The reason for this is plain.
8 marks in this trail
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But against the terminal upheavals of mankind’s history, true dudes have always abided. The reason for this is plain: Life is full of strikes and gutters. So fuck it, let’s go bowling.
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The categorical dude is both self-consciously cool and self-mockingly humble. He discovers wisdom by the wayside and finds inspiration in the unexalted.
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Absolutely nothing at all. In fact, so much nothing at all takes place here every day that it should immediately be conferred Dudeist UNESCO status.
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As an ordained Dudeist Priest you can legally perform all varieties of religious ceremonies in most U.S. States!
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To that end, on his Web site Benjamin provides a few tips for the would-be faithful in a "Dudeo-Coen" version of what he calls "Duderonomy." There are 38 laws, including: • • Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacrificial beverage.
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4. Freedom is great. Many young men have died face-down in the muck to protect our freedoms. Nevertheless, one should still be courteous and keep their voice down in a family restaurant.
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2. Ideally half-and-half shall be used in preparing the sacrificial beverage. Failing this, milk, and under the most dire of circumstances, non-dairy creamer.

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