"Be the perfect girlfriend..." by Jakehttp://www.trailfire.com/Jake/trails/32788Jake/trails60Be the perfect girlfriend… - MSN Dating & Personalshttp://www.trailfire.com/Jake/marks/79720Be the perfect girlfriend...JakeFri, 30 Mar 2007 17:06:48 -0700trailfire:markId:79720Be the perfect girlfriend… - MSN Dating & Personalshttp://www.trailfire.com/Jake/marks/79722The Man reserves the right to his favorite side of the bed at all times, no exceptions. He may permit The Lady to rest on his chosen side if he wishes, but should he find himself tossing and turning at 3 a.m., it his right to reclaim said side with no ill will from The Lady.

And by reclaim, if that means shove The Lady back to the other side of the bed (which, by the way, is not referred to as "her side"), so be it.

]]>Be the perfect girlfriend...JakeFri, 30 Mar 2007 17:10:08 -0700trailfire:markId:79722Be the perfect girlfriend… - MSN Dating & Personalshttp://www.trailfire.com/Jake/marks/79725Upon meeting The Man’s mother, The Lady will try to learn as many of Mother Man’s recipes as possible. And yes, The Man likes his chicken that dry.

I KNOW my mom's not the greatest cook on earth. But she's my mom, and I grew up with that chicken noodle casselrole. So humor me.

]]>Be the perfect girlfriend...JakeFri, 30 Mar 2007 17:11:49 -0700trailfire:markId:79725Be the perfect girlfriend… - MSN Dating & Personalshttp://www.trailfire.com/Jake/marks/79726Be the perfect girlfriend...JakeFri, 30 Mar 2007 17:12:58 -0700trailfire:markId:79726Be the perfect girlfriend… - MSN Dating & Personalshttp://www.trailfire.com/Jake/marks/79728After the first time the Man arranges the words “I,” “you,” and “love” into a sentence, he will not be required to do so in response every time The Lady speaks the phrase. The Lady will also accept “Me, too,” “Ditto,” or a high-five in return.

Yes!!! And because I'm going to try and see both sides, check out my perfect boyfriend trail here

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